Plastic

Plastic lips, plastic face
Plastic forehead, plastic embrace.
Plastic in cheeks, plastic seats.
Plastic to hold your butt up.
Plastic to enlarge your cups.
Plastic in the morning, keeping your sandwich warm.

Plastic in the rain to keep you from getting drenched.
Plastic in the evening to hold your food so wrecked.

God made plastic to hold things, not to go in you.
He didn't want it in your face or toes and boobies too.
God made plastic to keep us safe from water and heat and the like.

So smile and be happy because who you are is right!